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Jerry confesses to a priest that something offends him as a comedian, not for the reason you'd expect. Add your own reason for being offended and download free.
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In this iconic Seinfeld bit, Jerry ducks into a confessional booth to unload on Father Curtis about Dr. Whatley's suspiciously convenient conversion to Judaism. When the priest assumes he's offended as a Jewish person, Jerry sets the record straight: it's actually his professional pride as a comedian that's wounded.
The format is perfect for that specific flavor of pettiness where you get worked up over something for entirely the wrong reason. Swap in your own scenario, deliver the twist, and let the internet enjoy your very specific brand of umbrage. Caption it and download it free right now.
Someone laughed at their own joke before the punchline. · And this offends you as a listener? · No. It offends me as a comedian.
He used 'literally' when he meant 'figuratively'. · And this offends you as a friend? · No. It offends me as an English major.
The recipe said 'a pinch of salt' with no measurements. · And this offends you as a home cook? · No. It offends me as a chef.
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