TSA Douche Meme Generator
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TSA agent snapping on a rubber glove with a smug look, ready for an 'enhanced' pat-down. Add your caption and download free.
Blank TSA Douche meme template
Download the blank TSA Douche template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
When to use the TSA Douche meme
- When IT asks to 'take a quick look' at your computer
- That one manager who loves micromanaging a little too much
- Airport security about to make your day worse
TSA Douche template facts
- Dimensions
- 485 × 364 px
- Format
- JPG
- Text boxes
- 2
- Added
- 2025
About the TSA Douche meme template
You know exactly what's coming next. The TSA Douche stares dead into your soul while pulling on a rubber glove like he's about to enjoy this way more than protocol requires. That smug 'step aside, sir' energy has made this guy the internet's go-to face for any moment someone's about to overstep a boundary they clearly don't need to.
Whether it's an overzealous coworker, an intrusive question, or literally anything involving a latex glove and bad intentions, this template nails the vibe. Drop in your own caption and let the glove do the talking.
Popular TSA Douche caption ideas
Finally a good use for them
THEY MAY NOT PROTECT YOU FROM ARMED TERRORISTS · BUT THEY WILL PROTECT YOU FROM ARMED CONGRESSMEN
TSA Douche
WHEN YOU WORK AT TSA · AND A PRETTY GIRL IS PASSING BY
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BEING STOPPED AT THE AIRPORT · THE GAY POLICE OFFICER
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YOU PROBABLY AREN'T A TERRORIST BUT JUST TO BE SURE · LETS CHECK WHAT YOU HAD FOR DINNER LAST NIGHT
TSA Douche
WELL IT SEEMS YOU ATE SOMETHING WITH A LOT OF IRON · *SLAPS GLOVE ON
Things TSA Agents might say
I NEED TO CHECK YOUR BAG · IF YOU'LL JUST STEP OVER HERE AND UNDO YOUR ZIPPER
TSA Douche
Gate-Rape: (noun) · An overly intrusive TSA screening at the airport.
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NOW WE ARE GOING TO FIND OUT · WHERE YOU HID THAT STRAW!
justin bieber
HELLO BIEBER I'VE DREAMED OF THIS DAY · IT WILL BE BEAUTIFUL I PROMISE.
YOU SAID YOU'D RATHER OPT OUT OF THE SCANNER · GREAT CHOICE
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TSA Douche meme FAQ
How do I make a TSA Douche meme?
Scroll up to the TSA Douche template, type your caption into the 2 text boxes in the editor above, adjust the font, size and color if you like, then click download. Your finished TSA Douche meme is ready to share in seconds.
Can I use the TSA Douche template for free?
Yes. The TSA Douche template is completely free to use — no signup and no limits on how many memes you create or where you share them.
How do I download my TSA Douche meme?
Click the download button under the editor once your TSA Douche meme looks right. It saves straight to your device as a high-quality PNG or JPEG image.
How do I download the blank TSA Douche template?
Use the "Download blank template" button in the blank TSA Douche template section above to save the original, un-captioned image — handy if you'd rather caption it in another app or keep a copy.