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The classic 'Toby, Age 3, Alcoholic' kid staring down in shame. Swap the caption to roast anyone's rock-bottom hobby. Caption it free and download instantly.
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This kid has seen things. That downward stare says 'I've made choices' better than any words could, which is exactly why the internet slapped a fake documentary caption on him years ago and never let go.
Use it whenever someone's minor vice needs the full tragic-backstory treatment — swap 'alcoholic' for literally any embarrassing habit, age optional but funnier when absurdly young.
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