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Steven Seagal in orange sunglasses solemnly holding a carrot like it's a weapon. Perfect deadpan absurdist caption fodder. Free to caption and download.
Download the blank Steven Seagal Carrot template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
Steven Seagal, tinted glasses on, black robe flowing, holding a single carrot with the intensity of a man about to end someone's career. There's no context and there doesn't need to be — the energy speaks for itself.
This one's built for deadpan absurdist captions: treat the carrot like a katana, a weapon of mass destruction, a snack he's judging you for not offering him. The more serious the caption, the funnier it gets.
THE REASON STEVEN SEAGAL NEVER LOST A REAL FIGHT IS · BECAUSE HE HAS NEVER BEEN IN A REAL FIGHT.
This carrot has seen things · Things you wouldn't believe
Me holding my one vegetable for the week · like it's an Olympic medal
Him: I don't need a gun · Also him, holding a carrot like it's loaded
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