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The Monty Python Cheese Shop sketch — a shopkeeper with zero actual cheese, calmly denying reality. Great for 'we don't have that' jokes. Caption free.
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Two guys in a shop that's supposedly a cheese shop, having a very civil conversation about the complete and total absence of any cheese whatsoever. Classic Monty Python — deadpan delivery, mounting absurdity, a customer who just will not give up asking.
Perfect for any scenario where someone confidently offers a service or product they clearly do not have. Customer service fails, empty fridge jokes, 'we're out of stock on literally everything' — this template thrives on polite denial.
I GOTTA SEE THE CHEESE FIRST · BEFORE I GET IN THE VAN.
DO YOU HAVE WIFI THAT WORKS? · NOT AS SUCH, NO
IS THE PRINTER WORKING TODAY? · IT NEVER HAS BEEN, SIR
ANY CHANCE OF A REFUND? · I THINK YOU'LL FIND THERE ISN'T
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