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The classic red-headed duck swimming calmly while dishing out terrible, self-serving advice. Add your own bad tips and download the meme for free.
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He looks so peaceful gliding across the water, doesn't he? Don't be fooled. This duck has been quietly ruining lives with 'helpful' advice since the Reddit meme era began, and he shows zero remorse about it.
Use him for any tip that sounds reasonable for half a second before you realize it's actually a terrible, selfish, or chaos-inducing idea. Financial advice, relationship advice, workplace advice — if it's the kind of suggestion that benefits the advice-giver and ruins the advice-taker, this duck said it.
Malicious Advice Mallard
IF YOU DROP THE SOAP IN PRISON, DON'T WORRY · A MIND INMATE WILL PICK IT UP FOR YOU
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IF YOU WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE YOU SERIOUSLY WHILE YOU'RE PROTESTING · SIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD, THE DRIVERS WILL UNDERSTAND AND BE PATIENT WITH YOU
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THE BEST RESPONSE TO "I CAN'T TAKE THAT" · IS "YOUR LOSS"
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DEALING WITH TOXIC PEOPLE? MAKE PEACE WITH THEM · THEY MIGHT'VE LEARNT THEIR LESSON
Smiling and laughing are pure harlotry
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NEVER UPVOTE ANYTHING · PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU CAME HERE FOR ENTERTAINMENT
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IF YOU PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH A FULLY LOADED GUN · EVERYONE WINS
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IF YOU GOT A WOMAN MAD AND HER PATIENCE IS SLIPPING · JUST WALK AWAY IT OFF CAUSE WOMEN BE TRIPPING
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IF YOU DON'T COME UP FOR AIR · YOU CAN LIVE THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNDER WATER
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VEGAN? GO TO MCDONALD'S · THEY DON'T USE REAL MEAT THERE.
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TO IMPROVE THE GAS MILEAGE ON ANY AUTOMOBILE · TAKE A POTATO AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR TAILPIPE
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