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Patrick Bateman's tight, jealous smile from American Psycho — perfect for quietly seething with envy. Caption and download the template free.
Download the blank Patrick Bateman Business Card template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
That forced, glassy-eyed grin is the face of someone dying inside while pretending everything's fine. In the movie it's about a business card; in meme form it's about literally anything better than what you have.
Use it for jealousy you're trying (and failing) to hide, for comparing yourself to someone doing better, or for that specific smile you give when you're seething but still being polite about it.
HIS APARTMENT HAS A DISHWASHER · MINE HAS A PRAYER
MY COWORKER GOT A RAISE · I GOT A 'GREAT JOB TEAM'
LOOK AT THAT SUBTLE · PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILE
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