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Jesse from The Fast Show steps out of his barn to announce his weekly weird obsession. Perfect for over-the-top lifestyle brags. Caption it free.
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This is Jesse, the deadpan country bumpkin from The Fast Show, caught mid-announcement outside his corrugated old barn in his gilet and wellies. Every sketch started the same way: he'd emerge from that shed to declare, in a thick rural drawl, exactly what he'd been "mostly" eating, wearing, or doing that week, no matter how absurd.
The template is a gift for any caption about a bizarre personal kick you're weirdly proud of. New diet, new hobby, new questionable life choice picked up on a whim - Jesse's the guy who owns it completely and announces it like breaking news. Add your own top text and let him deliver the verdict.
TODAY I WILL MOSTLY · BE SURVIVING ON COFFEE AND NICOTINE
This week, I have been mostly · eating cereal for dinner
This week, I have been mostly · avoiding my responsibilities
This week, I have been mostly · pretending I have a plan
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