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Box-headed rage-comic guy holds scissors and threatens in an accent caption. Perfect for petty-crime threats and overreactions. Caption it free.
Download the blank I’m Gonna Cut Your Dick template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
This one's pure internet-brain-rot energy: a scribbled rage-comic character with a screaming mouth and a TV-box head, scissors in hand, delivering the most unhinged threat in meme history in a fake accent. Nobody knows exactly where he came from, but everybody's seen him somewhere in a group chat right before things got weird.
Use him whenever a completely disproportionate threat is the funniest response to a tiny inconvenience — someone stole your fries, someone touched your drink, someone breathed near your snack. Swap in your own accent bit and your own crime and let the scissors do the talking.
(Australian accent) · I'M GONNA CUT YOUR DICK!
(Fake British accent) · TOUCH MY LEFTOVERS AGAIN AND I'M GONNA CUT YOUR DICK!
(Extremely fake Russian accent) · STEAL MY WI-FI PASSWORD AND I'M GONNA CUT YOUR DICK!
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