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The 'follow an NPC that's slower than running but faster than walking' escort-quest rant tweet. Caption it and download free for game-design gripes.
Download the blank NPC Escort Quest Speed Tweet template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
Every gamer knows this pain: the escort quest where the NPC picks the one movement speed that exists between your walk and your run, forcing you to tap-tap-tap forward forever. This tweet nailed the universal frustration so hard it became an instant template for roasting bad game design.
Use it to call out any game (or person, or coworker) that makes you move at an infuriatingly specific, deliberately mismatched pace. Swap in your own gripe, slap on new text, and let the internet's collective rage at slow NPCs do the punchline for you.
If you make a Wi-Fi router that loads slower than 4G but faster than dial-up · you are banned from electronics for one year
If your dog walks slower than a stroll but faster than a sit · you are banned from leashes for one year
Scroll up to the NPC Escort Quest Speed Tweet template, type your caption into the 2 text boxes in the editor above, adjust the font, size and color if you like, then click download. Your finished NPC Escort Quest Speed Tweet meme is ready to share in seconds.
Yes. The NPC Escort Quest Speed Tweet template is completely free to use — no signup and no limits on how many memes you create or where you share them.
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