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Crudely drawn goggle-eyed doodle guy awkwardly greets someone, gets a flat one-word reply. Caption your worst small talk and download free.
Download the blank True Conversationalist template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
The "True Conversationalist" comic is the doodle-style meme for anyone who has ever tried to make small talk and immediately regretted it. A wobbly, goggle-eyed stick figure asks a friendly "hey little man hows it goin?" into an empty panel, and gets back a single dead-eyed "yea." That's it. That's the whole conversation, and somehow it's more painfully accurate than any polished stock photo could be.
The crude MS-Paint energy is the whole joke — it makes every awkward exchange feel like it's happening between two guys who have never spoken to another human before. Swap in your own opener and dead-end reply for the group chat that never replies, the coworker who only says "k," or the friend who answers every text with one word. Customize it and download free, no sign-up required.
hey little man hows it goin
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Run
RUN · WHAT?!
hey little man hows it goin
WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE RICH PEOPLE CONTROL OUR LIVES, OWN EVERYTHING, A PANDEMIC RAGES, KIDS GET DEPRESSED BY SEMINARS ON DEPRESSION AND YOU CAN'T GO OUTSIDE WITHOUT A SHIRT ON YOUR FACE · AVERAGE PERSON NOT CARING
hey little man hows it goin
LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER · NO IDIOT
hey did you get my resume? · no
Scroll up to the True Conversationalist template, type your caption into the 2 text boxes in the editor above, adjust the font, size and color if you like, then click download. Your finished True Conversationalist meme is ready to share in seconds.
Yes. The True Conversationalist template is completely free to use — no signup and no limits on how many memes you create or where you share them.
bro i think we're best friends now · yea
so are we still on for tonight? · ...
Click the download button under the editor once your True Conversationalist meme looks right. It saves straight to your device as a high-quality PNG or JPEG image.
Use the "Download blank template" button in the blank True Conversationalist template section above to save the original, un-captioned image — handy if you'd rather caption it in another app or keep a copy.
