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Dean Wormer's deadpan stare from Animal House, the guy who invented punishment tiers nobody asked for. Caption it and download free, no sign-up.
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That flat, unimpressed stare belongs to Dean Wormer, the guy who looked at regular probation and decided it needed a secret, double-secret upgrade. He's not mad, he's just been dealing with idiots all day and you're the latest one.
Use this one for any moment someone invents an absurd extra layer of consequences out of pure spite, or when a boss/parent/teacher escalates a punishment that already made no sense. It's the face of bureaucratic overkill, delivered with zero emotion.
you're not just fired · you're double secret fired
I'm putting you on double secret probation · for a crime I just made up
grounded · and also double secret grounded, which is worse
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