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Mick Dundee smirks and pulls out his massive machete in the famous 'that's not a knife' beat. Perfect for flexing when someone shows off something small. Caption it free.
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You know the line before he even says it: somebody pulls a little pocketknife, and Mick Dundee just casually whips out a machete the size of a surfboard, grinning like it's nothing. Pure confidence energy from a guy who clearly doesn't need to raise his voice to win an argument.
This one's built for any 'oh you think that's impressive?' moment — someone brags about their setup, their raise, their gym PR, and you've got a bigger flex waiting in your back pocket. Great for one-upping friends, coworkers, or that one guy who always exaggerates.
Crocodile Dundee Knife
POV: YOU TELL YOUR DAD HE DOESN'T OWN YOU · DAD:
Not a shelia
I DON'T DATE SHELIAS · WITH A TALLY WACKER MATE
You call that a raise? · THAT'S a raise.
Bro thinks his phone is big · This is a big phone
You have a side hustle? · I have three side hustles
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