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Grinning guy in a black jacket rubbing his hands together on a retro sunburst background, plotting something. Add your scheme and download free.
Download the blank Contradictory Chris template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
This guy has a plan, and he's not telling you what it is. Hands rubbing together, sly grin locked in, blazing green-and-maroon sunburst behind him like he just walked out of a low-budget infomercial about to close the deal of a lifetime.
Perfect for that split second before you do something you probably shouldn't — sneaking a snack, hitting submit on a risky text, or finally opening your laptop to 'just check one thing' at 2am. Caption it with the scheme, download it free, and let him take the blame.
Contradictory Chris
IS YOUR BODY FROM MC'DONALDS · BECAUSE IM LOVIN IT
Contradictory Chris
PROMISED LEADING ROLES ON BROADWAY · TEN YEARS LATER STILL WORKING AT THE PORT AUTHORITY
Contradictory Chris
SUICIDE NOTE READ · BRB
Hey kids don't go along with the bad example set by your elders, they were traumatized in the sixties
I'M FOR PEACE AND FAIRNESS · AND IF YOU DON'T GO ALONG WITH MY POLITICS I DESPISE AND HATE YOU AND SO DO ALL MY FRIENDS
Contradictory Chris
IN ALL HONESTY · IM THE BEST THIEF EVER
Sees the last slice of pizza · Nobody's looking...
Me, about to text my ex at 2am · for absolutely no reason
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