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Extreme close-up of Crash Bandicoot's bulging eyes captioned COMPLETELY ERECT. Perfect for over-the-top, redundantly emphatic statements. Caption free.
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That unsettling PS1-era zoom on Crash Bandicoot's giant cartoon eyeballs, slapped with the deadpan phrase COMPLETELY ERECT, is the poster child of the Increasingly Verbose meme format — where you say a simple thing, then say it again, and again, each time more absurdly redundant than the last.
Use it whenever something is aggressively, unmistakably, 100% certain with zero ambiguity whatsoever. The unhinged close-up energy sells the joke better than words ever could. Caption it, download it free, no sign-up required.
I am awake · I am fully conscious and alert · I am, in every sense of the word, COMPLETELY ERECT
This coffee is strong · This coffee is exceptionally potent · This coffee is, without a doubt, COMPLETELY ERECT
My alarm is set · My alarm is set and will not fail · My alarm is, categorically, COMPLETELY ERECT
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Yes. The Completely Erect template is completely free to use — no signup and no limits on how many memes you create or where you share them.
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