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Car salesman gesturing while pitching a wild claim to a skeptical buyer. Perfect for oversized promises and "this bad boy can fit so much" jokes. Caption free.
Download the blank Car Salesman Slaps Hood template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
You know the pitch before he even opens his mouth: hand out, chest puffed, ready to promise you the moon on a used sedan. The Car Salesman Slaps Hood meme is the go-to template for any time someone oversells something completely ordinary as if it's the deal of a lifetime.
Whether you're mocking a coworker's "revolutionary" spreadsheet, a friend's questionable life choice, or literally any tech company's marketing copy, this template nails the energy of pure unearned confidence. Drop in your own outlandish claim and let the salesman sell it.
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Car Salesman
THIS BAD BOY CAN TAKE UNLIMITED ABUSE · *SALESMAN SLAPS ROBIN
Aussie
FRIDGE SALESMAN SLAPS FRIDGE · THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT 500 CANS OF BEER IN IT OR 35 PAVLOVAS
Car Salesman Slaps Hood
NIHILISM EXPERT: · YOU CAN REALLY FIT A WHOLE LOT OF SCREAMING INTO THIS VOID
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THE MOST EFFECTIVE WAY I KNOW TO IMMEDIATELY STOP AN ARGUMENT · IS TO ASK THE OTHER PERSON FOR A STRAND OF THEIR HAIR
Scroll up to the Car Salesman Slaps Hood template, type your caption into the 2 text boxes in the editor above, adjust the font, size and color if you like, then click download. Your finished Car Salesman Slaps Hood meme is ready to share in seconds.
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Car Salesman Slaps Hood
THIS BABY WILL MAKE SURE YOU KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY · FORTNITE
Car Salesman Slaps Hood
THIS VAN WILL FIT 75 CHILDREN ONE MAN AND A BOWL OF CANDY AND A WIFI ROUTER · I'LL GET IT
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THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MUCH FAKE NEWS IN IT · *SLAPS TOP OF CNN*
10 Guy Salesman
YOU CAN FIT ALL YOUR BUDS IN THIS BAD BOY · SLAPS ROOF OF BONG
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YOU CAN FIT SO MANY SPELLING MISTAKES IN THAT BAD BOY · YOU'RE MEME
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