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Four-panel comic of a guy picking a urinal, then agonizing over where the next guy stands. Caption the awkward math of public restroom etiquette, free to edit.
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This one's the internal monologue of every man who has ever walked into a public restroom and had to solve a spacing puzzle in half a second. Panel one, he's alone, no problem. Panel two, someone else walks in and the tension is already unbearable. By panel three they're standing way too close and everything has gone wrong.
Use it for any situation where an unspoken social rule gets violated in real time — someone sits next to you on an empty bus, takes the treadmill right beside yours, or replies-all when they really, really shouldn't have.
tell me if you get it
USA · TOTARY NOT A SPY BARRON · *POP* · THAT WASN'T THE BALLOON.
Return to Office
REMOTE WORKER · COMPANIES · WE GO BACK TO OFFICE · BUT WHY ?
Bathroom
ME · MIDDLE-SCHOOL NEWBIES · IRRITATED · ACCIDENTALLY FEELIN GAY
Empty restroom, plenty of space · New guy walks in · Picks the urinal RIGHT next to you · Physics has left the chat
Me: minding my business · Also me: calculating urinal spacing like it's the SATs · Him: picks the closest one anyway · The unwritten rules mean nothing now
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The whole row is empty · You: internally screaming 'pick literally any other one' · Him: sits down right next to you · New personal worst day
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