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A goose photoshopped with an asparagus stalk neck, labeled Asparagoose. Perfect for weird-vegetable-animal jokes. Caption it free, no sign-up.
Download the blank Asparagoose template to caption it yourself, or add your text right here in the editor above and download the finished meme.
Half goose, half asparagus, fully unexplainable — the Asparagoose is what happens when someone in a photo-editing app asks 'what if birds had vegetable necks' and just commits to the bit. It stands there, one leg forward, looking oddly proud of its stalk.
Use it whenever a normal picture won't cut it: bizarre food combos, cursed nature content, or anytime you need a caption that makes zero sense but somehow lands. Drop your own text on it free, no login required.
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Scroll up to the Asparagoose template, type your caption into the 2 text boxes in the editor above, adjust the font, size and color if you like, then click download. Your finished Asparagoose meme is ready to share in seconds.
Yes. The Asparagoose template is completely free to use — no signup and no limits on how many memes you create or where you share them.
Click the download button under the editor once your Asparagoose meme looks right. It saves straight to your device as a high-quality PNG or JPEG image.
Use the "Download blank template" button in the blank Asparagoose template section above to save the original, un-captioned image — handy if you'd rather caption it in another app or keep a copy.
