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Lego wizard Vitruvius glowing-eyed and dead serious: 'All this is true, because it rhymes.' Caption any nonsense prophecy free, no login.
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That's Vitruvius, the blind Lego wizard from The Lego Movie, lit up like he just found the Piece of Resistance, insisting his made-up prophecy is airtight because, well, it rhymes. Peak dramatic conviction backed by zero logic.
Use it any time someone treats a rhyme, a coincidence, or a fortune-cookie line as ironclad fact. Drop your own bogus 'ancient prophecy' up top and free-download it in seconds.
"Early to bed, early to rise" · guess I'm a millionaire now
My fortune cookie said I'd find love · case closed, it's science
"Cheaters never win" · so I'm technically undefeated
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